I Dream of Implantation Cramps

You could set your clock on this one. Right on time, precisely within the statistically average of 6.6 and 7.4 days post IVF transfer, I started to cramp. Right in the middle of my uterus. And just a tiny bit. So small it could even be in my head. It started last night while I was IMing with JM over in Scotts Valley. It stuck around for a good half hour or more and then it was gone. This morning after I made my morning visit to Narnia (aka "the bathroom"....our toilet has a huge hole in the drywall underneath it that I plug with toilet paper to keep the cold air from blowing in...JS and I imagine that it's the hole to Narnia and, thus, all bathroom trips in this house are deemed "visiting Narnia"). Okay, that was too much information, I'm sure, but you'll understand what Narnia is from here out. ;-)

So after visiting Naria this morning I notice that the slight cramping is back. And this morning it's a bit disturbing. It's on the left side, kind of where my ovary is. I'm really sure about where my ovaries are these days..what with the FSH turning them into organs the size of oranges and the cramping that ensued from that. But that pain had already subsided...disappeared entirely. So I am doubtful that it's my ovary still stressed out from the ER process. And I'm also hoping, to high hell, that one of those little guys didn't go and get lost in my left fallopian tube and decide to make a nice little cozy home of it.

Statisucally speaking, I am now smack dab in the middle of the time zone when I should be implanting and with this I find myself now becoming paranoid about all the things I might have done to fuck this up. You would think I'd give myself six more days until I freak out, at least wait until the first beta is done (next Wednesday). But I can't wait that long.