Insane Whittier Real Estate Agents

I am a bit enraged today. I'm always a bit on edge, but today takes the cake.

I got a call last night from my neighbor CM. She's never called me before, so when I saw her name on my caller ID I paused and wondered, "What's up?" So it seems that CM spied a man, not once, but twice stealing every flyer out of my box in front of my mom's house.

And get this. He was from Century 21.

How she knows this, I do not know. Maybe he had the trademark silly yellow jacket on, or a characteristic name tag, or a magnetic sign on his car door. But she said he was from Century 21, and get this. There are two other houses on our street for sale by agents at this particular Century 21 office.

Coincidence? I think not.

I would love to bust this imbecile from doing this again but I'm 340 miles away. Stealing is a misdemeanor...and a real estate related misdemeanor, filed with the local sherriff's department, and forwarded to the DRE, is enough to have his license yanked permanently.

Seriously.

Steal my flyers? Lose your license.

It's that easy.

It's easy enough to find the office website for every listing in the neighborhood, find their agent rosters, and get my neighbor CM to identify the culprit. Fucker who did this doesn't realize who he dicked with. I worked for two search engines. I can find ANYTHING. ANYONE. And then there is always the Way Back Machine for when someone is actually trying to hide.

I will find him.

So we're off to the Boulder Creek Art & Wine Festival, also known as the Junk & Drunk Festival. There's lots going on over in that sector today...something called the Maifest at a Tyrolean Pub/Restaurant that sounds enticing. I've always wanted to count pretzels an see how many beer steins I could hold. I mean, why not?